Tom McHale | Writing to pay the bills while I pursue a career in hamster cosmetology.

The Practical Guide to the United States Constitution

Pretty sure #icing with these bad boys was banned by the Geneva Convention. #cruelandunusualpunishment #ice #smirnoff

words to live by

We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate. Thomas Jefferson

So, if there's a Starbucks at the outlet mall, do they sell all the mistake mochaccinos made by the other stores? — So, if there’s a Starbucks at the outlet mall, do they sell all the mistake mochaccinos made by the other stores?

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I’m reluctant to take one of those Ancestry.com DNA tests. Seems like it’ll be much harder to get away with murder.