Creditors have better memories than debtors. Ben Franklin

I think and think for months and years. Ninety Nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. Albert Einstein

The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time.  Abraham Lincoln

Double sets of doors are the Kobayashi Maru of gentlemanly conduct.

Since 1792, the US population has increased by a factor of 88 (3.9 to 342M). Federal Government spending has increased by a factor of 55,785 ($121 million in today’s dollars to $6.75 trillion)

Odiferous investments? The (yes, it’s real) FARTcoin has a market cap of just under $1 Billion. Never trust a fart…

“The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.” Steven Wright

“And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time?” Thomas Jefferson, 1787

Ultimate Patriotism… Three U.S. Presidents died on July 4: Thomas Jefferson (1826), John Adams (1826), and James Monroe (1831).

Whoever said, “A little pain won’t hurt you,” would have sucked at selling Advil.

When Poltergeist’s Diane (JoBeth Williams) fell into the pool, it was largely filled with real human skeletons. She didn’t know that until after the scene was completed.

Jazz pianist Ryo Fukui began his music career by teaching himself the accordion at age 18. Thankfully, he shifted his autodidactic tendencies to piano at 22.