Kindergarten

Dear Congress: You learned all you need to know about life in kindergarten, but you don’t need to act like you’re still there.

Percolation

Facts are like a great cup of coffee. They need time to percolate before they’ll wake you up.

Decision fatigue

Tired? How many decisions do you make during an average day? If your guess was “about 35,000,” then you’re right. No wonder it’s such a chore to decide on dinner…

Space-ious

Astronauts Frank Borman and Jim Lovell stayed in the 55-cubic-foot Gemini 7 capsule for nearly 14 days. A standard phone booth offers about 72 cubic feet of interior space.

Tiny brains

“Thinking small is a self-fulfilling prophecy.” Jeff Bezos, Robert Kiyosaki and a bunch of others.

Election consequences?

After decades of careful observation, I’ve noticed hardly anyone ever spontaneously combusts after their person doesn’t win the election.